Comedy, Romantic Comedy

Drink Every Time . . .
1. A new couple talks about their love / how they met
2. Anyone kisses
3. Harry and Sally argue
4. Anyone talks about sex
5. Marie says of her lover, "he's never going to leave her"
6. There is an obvious passage of time (ie. titlecard, seasons, etc.)
AND IF YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Anytime anyone talks about relationships.