Drama, Fantasy, Romance

Drink Every Time . . .
1. There is a voiceover
2. Vampire powers are shown or mentioned
3. A city is mentioned by name
4. The vampire's diet is referenced
5. Anyone gazes at someone else
6. Bella asks Edward a question
AND IF YOU REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Every time the movie goes into slow motion.