Comedy, Family

Drink Every Time . . .
1. Anyone cries
2. The housekeeper says, "I don't say a word..."
3. A specific city or state is mentioned
4. The parents notice a difference in their respective
daughter
5. The girls talk about their parents
6. The girls contact each other via phone or
telegram
AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Anytime anyone argues.