Drink Every Time . . .
1. Anyone's acceptance speech gets cut off by the orchestra
2. Anyone receives a standing ovation
3. Anyone cries
4. Anyone's joke falls completely flat
5. Anyone says "I know I'm forgetting someone . . ." during their speech
6. Anytime there are multiple people who win the same award and one person hogs up all the speech time
7. Any commercial is shown for an upcoming film
8. Anyone thanks the Academy
9. Anyone rattles off at least three names of people they thank without interruption
AND IF YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
VOMIT ALERT Any nominee's name is said. VOMIT ALERT
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