Comedy

Drink Every Time . . .
1. Anyone says "Sparta" or "Spartans"
2. A movie or tv show is spoofed
3. Anyone speaks urban
4. A brand name is shown or mentioned
5. Anyone is physically injured
6. You wonder, "how much longer is this shitty movie?"
AND IF YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Every time there is a homosexual "joke."