Comedy

Drink Every Time . . .
1. Anything is announced over the PA system
2. Anyone exercises
3. A person jumps on the blob (a shot for every single person)
4. Anyone says "MVP"
5. The PerkiSystem is mentioned
6. A family term is used (ie. uncle, mother, sister, etc.)
AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Anytime anyone says "fat".