Comedy
Drink Every Time . . .
1. The golf cart is shown
2. The cooks use their craaaazy food machine
3. The kids are described as delinquents
4. Native American heritage/history is referenced in any way
5. Ernest makes eye contact with the camera
6. Ernest says "Know what I mean?"
7. Anyone signs to the Indian chief
AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Every time Ernest hurts himself.
