Comedy, Sports

Drink Every Time . . .
1. The gopher appears
2. The caddy scholarship is mentioned
3. Carl talks to himself
4. Czervik says a one-liner
5. A specific amount of money is mentioned
6. Anyone says "Smails"
7. Danny kisses anyone's ass
AND IF YOU REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Anytime anyone takes a golf swing.