Comedy

Drink Every Time . . .
1. Walter says "Shut the fuck up Donny!"
2. The Dude has a white russian
3. Anyone releases a bowling ball
4. Anyone mentions the Dude's rug
5. Anyone abducts the Dude or holds him anywhere against his will
6. Bare breasts are shown
7. Anyone says "Treehorn"
8. Vietnam or the soldiers who fought there are mentioned
AND IF YOU REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
STOMACH PUMP ALERT! Anyone says "Dude." STOMACH PUMP ALERT!