Comedy, Family

Drink Every Time . . .
1. The bad guys show up
2. George is visibly angry with the dog or kids
3. The air freshener biz is referenced
4. Anyone pets Beethoven
5. The kids being losers is referenced
6. A dog other than Beethoven is on screen
AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET WASTED . . .
Every time Beethoven causes trouble.